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Content robinkim.eth swaglord 420 2 Follow The first thing our new hire did was fix a bug that's been bugging him forever as a user prior to joining. He then breathed a sigh of relief and submitted his two weeks' notice. wth??

Content CEO Rose, I can explain- MANAGER Youre making 500,000 endonly giving me 30,000? EMPLOYEE 30,000? I'm only getting 1,0001- INTERN You guysere geting odid?

That villainous grin you see? That's the face of a developer who's about to "modernize" a critical library by replacing simple binary operations with 17 layers of abstraction, five design patterns, and a dependency on three blockchain networks. The best part? Your entire codebase relies on this library, and the migration guide is just a README that says "should be backward compatible" followed by a winky face emoji. The horror isn't that they're reinventing the wheel—it's that they're replacing it with a quantum-levitating hovercraft that requires a PhD to operate and crashes if Mercury is in retrograde.

Content CAN I LOAD IT UP ON YOUR LAPTOP? SURE! OH, JUST HIT BOTH SHIFT KEYS TO CHANGE OVER TO QWERTY. CAPS LOCK IS CONTROL. AND SPACEBAR IS CAPSLOCK. AND TWO-FINGER SCROLL MOVES THROUGH TIME INSTEAD OF SPACE. 1 AND- ONCE I'VE USED A COMPUTER FOR A WHILE, NO ONE ELSE WILL EVER USE IT AGAIN. Me with 7 AutoHotkey scripts constantly running on my laptop: ProgrammerHumor.

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Content Constants Can Change Like I mentioned in the introduction, Ruby constants can change. Example: ABC ABC But why?