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The evolution of a CS student's mental state is brutally accurate. Year 1: Blissful ignorance with "Hello World" programs. Year 2: The facade of confidence crumbles when data structures and operating systems enter the chat. Year 3: Complete emotional collapse as the realization sets in that you've voluntarily signed up for a lifetime of Stack Overflow dependency and existential errors. The trajectory from "I can code anything!" to "I've made a terrible mistake" happens faster than a poorly optimized O(n²) algorithm.

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The eternal dev team dynamic captured in its purest form. That tall, quiet backend engineer who wrote 99% of the codebase, debugged every production issue at 2AM, and knows where all the technical debt bodies are buried... standing awkwardly next to the charismatic frontend dev who's about to dazzle management with buzzwords and hand gestures while taking 90% of the credit. Every team has this symbiotic relationship - the silent code wizard who actually implements the impossible requirements and the presentation ninja who somehow convinces stakeholders that everything went "according to plan." The perfect yin-yang of software development.

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