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Content when you're the tech guy in the family and you overhear someone say grandma got a new phone.

Content include iostream using namespace std; int main() cout 3 5 endl; include iostream int doProduct (int, int); int main() int a 3; int b 5; std: :cout doProduct (a, b) std: : endl; return 0; DenverCoder1 summary Function that receives 2 numbers and returns their product summary param name"a"The first numberparam param name"b"The second numberparam returnsThe product of the a and breturns int doProduct (int a, int b) return a b;

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The classic Elmo meme perfectly encapsulates how most developers approach problem-solving. Top panel: Elmo calmly contemplating reading documentation like a responsible adult. Bottom panel: Elmo face-planted into oblivion after choosing the "fuck it we ball" approach of hacking together a solution through trial and error until something works. Let's be honest—we've all closed that 47-tab documentation binge in favor of just trying random stuff until the error messages change. It's not elegant, but damn if it isn't effective sometimes.

Ah, the eternal gang war of the command line. On the red side, we have the cat /file | grep pattern crew—unnecessarily piping a file into grep like they're getting paid by the character. On the blue side, the enlightened grep pattern /file purists who skip the middleman. It's basically the command-line equivalent of taking a taxi to walk across the street. Sure, both get the job done, but one makes efficiency nerds twitch uncontrollably. The real gangsters use grep -r pattern . and don't even specify files. Absolute chaos.

Content I FINISHED MY PROJECT YOU OPTIMIZED IT, RIGHT? mgfllp.com YOU OPTIMIZED IT, RIGHT?!