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Content Coworker: so how did you solve the bug? Me: Ostrich algorithm From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia In computer science, the ostrich algorithm is a strategy of ignoring potential problems on the basis that they may be exceedingly rare. It is named for the ostrich effect which is defined as "to stick one's head in the sand and pretend there is no problem". It is used when it is more cost-effective to allow the problem to occur than to attempt its prevention.

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Oh, the ABSOLUTE TRAGEDY of programming languages! 💀 C makes you hate Object-Oriented Programming because WHO NEEDS ORGANIZATION when you can have pure CHAOS?! Python's performance is slower than my grandmother's dial-up internet! Java's memory management is like having a roommate who keeps buying furniture but NEVER THROWS ANYTHING AWAY! C++ will literally SHOOT YOUR LEG OFF with pointer errors and memory leaks! And CSS? Can't even finish the word "CONSISTENCY" because IT DOESN'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS! The audacity of these languages to make us suffer while we pretend to be professional developers! 😭

Imagine your build suddenly costing 35% more because someone doesn't like the word "POJO" 😂 This satirical post brilliantly mocks both politics and enterprise Java development in one shot. For the uninitiated, POJO (Plain Old Java Object) is a fundamental concept in Java programming—basically a simple class without any framework-specific dependencies. The joke about "technical debt" is particularly savage—as if America's legacy Java 8 applications are somehow contributing to national debt. Meanwhile, every Java developer is quietly calculating how many thousands of Maven dependencies their project has and what the new "tariff" would cost. The real nightmare scenario: "Sorry boss, we can't deploy to production because our Spring Boot app now requires congressional approval."

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