Apple developer heatmap

Content Dev: spends vears of their life making something Some dumbass: this is so trash, never seen anthing so bad Dev:

Content For your next game, you will have to successfully pass all of our unit tests on your first commit flip.com

Content Anyone who ever schedules meetings with developers, please burn this image into your brain, thanks 9am 9:45 - 10:30 10am Don't want to get into anything because meeting is coming 10:30 - "Super Quick" Meeting 11am 11 - 11:45 Ramping back up after being distracted by meeting 12pm

Content the ONION LATEST POLITICS SPORTS LOCAL ENTERTAINMENT ONION GAMERS NEWS StackOverflow commenter cannot believe you would bother him with such a pathetic question 20413 3:45pm SEE MORE: NEWS v SAN FRANCISCO, CA- Taking time out of his busy day of browsing Hacker News and closing GitHub issues, senior software developer Jeff Corbett replied to your StackOverflow question this afternoon, to let you know that your question is a waste of his time. "This is answered in the spec, I suggest you read it", he wrote, without explaining to which spec he was referring, or what it said. At press time, Corbett had reportedly closed the issue as a duplicate, without linking to any related posts that might have helped answer the original question.

Every developer's internal reaction when a non-technical friend starts with "I've got an app idea." The threatening pose perfectly captures that mix of dread and irritation we feel when someone's about to pitch their "revolutionary" app that's basically "Uber but for hamsters" or "Facebook but people are nice." What they don't realize is they're the 500th person to think they're the first to come up with it, and no, we don't want to build it for free in exchange for "exposure" or a mythical 2% equity that'll totally make us rich someday.

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