And I thought things were so intuitive 😖

Content Professor: - You have to learn some technologies your self, the university won't teach you everything. Me: - Can we send you a github link for the assignment? Proffessor: - No, zip it and send it via e-mail.

Content LIGHTYELA - i 1

The proper posture is just a myth after your 10th debugging session. That slumped, half-dead position isn't a choice—it's an evolutionary adaptation that occurs after staring at code for 8+ hours. Your spine naturally transforms into question mark shape, perfectly matching the confusion in your code. Ergonomic chairs? Please. We pay $1000 for chairs specifically designed to be sat in incorrectly. It's not laziness, it's just that our bodies instinctively know the optimal angle for spotting that missing semicolon is approximately "melting into furniture."

Content After all... why not? why shouldn't I press "ctri s" several times?

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That moment when you "improve" the codebase by refactoring a 10-line function into a 300-line architectural masterpiece that does the exact same thing but is "more maintainable." The face says it all—trying to justify the week-long effort to your team while secretly wondering if anyone will notice you actually made it worse. Classic case of solving a problem that didn't exist, but hey, at least now it follows all 37 design patterns simultaneously!