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Ah, the sacred unspoken rules of society! Don't ask women their age, don't ask men their salary, and for the love of all that is holy, DO NOT ask a developer what their commit messages actually mean. That cryptic "Fixed stuff" covering 47 file changes? The mysterious "It works now" with no explanation? The passive-aggressive "Finally fixed the stupid bug"? These are personal diary entries of pain, triumph, and existential crisis that shall remain forever unexplained. Inquiring about commit messages is like asking someone to explain their browser history. Some things are better left buried in the git log where they belong.

Content He writes detailed comments and uses descriptive variable names

Content Debugging Idi:bg-ingl 1. Being the detective in a crime movie where you are also the murderer.

Oh. My. GOD. The absolute AUDACITY of this comic! 😂 First we're having a deep existential chat with an AI about our job security, feeling all smug that "humans do things robots can't" – and then BOOM! The plot twist that DESTROYS our fragile programmer egos! We've gone from respected professionals to literal ZOO EXHIBITS, trapped in "Coder-Town" while future families gawk at us fixing our own syntax errors like we're some kind of primitive species! The ultimate humiliation! And they're throwing CORN at us! CORN!!! As if we're not already dead inside from debugging our own spaghetti code! This is the tech apocalypse we truly deserve. Not with a bang, but with a semicolon in the wrong place. 💀

Content Cat McGee CatMcGeeCode Got a CV today and the guy literally listed one of his skills as 'googling' We're interviewing him 11:22 AM Jul 23, 2021 Twitter for iPhone

Content DUMBEST FELLA i'M THE DUMBEST MAN ALIVE yuva.krishna.memes Let's waste one day for planning and retrospective every sprint YOU'RE CLEARLY DUMBER SRGRAFO