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The meme shows a beautiful devolution of function syntax across programming languages, with a guy progressively losing his mind with excitement. Golang: func (){} - Mild interest. Kotlin: fun (){} - Growing enthusiasm because coding is suddenly "fun". Rust: fn (){} - Full-on excitement as we're saving precious keystrokes. Bash: (){} - Complete ecstasy. Who needs labels when you can just have parentheses and curly braces floating in the void? Four characters to two. That's 50% efficiency improvement. The CFO will be pleased.

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The gaming industry's classic bait-and-switch cycle perfectly captured in Winnie the Pooh form. First, we get hyped by the slick marketing guy in a suit promising revolutionary features. Then we're seduced by the passionate developer swearing "it's different this time." Finally, we throw our money at the exec who's laughing all the way to the bank while shipping a buggy mess. Yet here we are, credit cards ready for the next pre-order. It's like we're running the same broken unit test expecting different results.

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That moment of existential dread when you realize your "rock-solid" backup strategy might just be a figment of your imagination. You've been diligently setting up automated backups for months, but have you ever actually tried to restore anything? The character's wide-eyed panic perfectly captures that 3 AM realization that your entire production database is one cosmic ray bit flip away from digital oblivion. Schrödinger's backup: simultaneously exists and doesn't exist until you attempt a recovery.