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That visceral internal reaction when your non-technical friend pitches their "revolutionary" app idea that's basically just Uber-but-for-dogwalkers and casually mentions "it should only take a weekend to build, right?" The face perfectly captures that split-second calculation of whether to explain that their "simple app" requires a database architecture, frontend framework, backend API, authentication system, payment processing, and six months of your life... or just smile politely while mentally running process.exit(1) .

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Gaming companies: "Our new console does 8K gaming!" Developers opening Photoshop: "No." Marketing promises vs technical reality - the eternal struggle of hardware capabilities versus what software can actually deliver. The Photoshop logo in the corner is the silent admission that those fancy screenshots were, in fact, enhanced.

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