All I see is 0's and 1's

The awkward moment when the game show host realizes all four answers are technically correct in programming contexts: Master-slave (the problematic database/device relationship pattern) Deforestation (removing trees from expression trees in functional programming) Children (those poor innocent DOM nodes) STD (Standard Template Library in C++, not what you're thinking) And this is why we're renaming everything in tech. The host's face says it all: "Did I just walk into the world's most uncomfortable tech interview?"

Content QA ENGINEER Walks into a bar; Orders a beer. Orders 0 beers. Orders 999999 beers. Orders -1 beers. Orders a lizard. Orders a shfohshgofs

Content I'm a programmer Which programming Languages You Use Chatgpt

Content Recruiter DEVPUNS Me, 19 yr old fluent in -C -Java -Swift -Python -JS -Haskell -Prolog -Cobol -Fortran -Rust -Ruby -Assembly -Pascal

Content Vin STANDINA EN CE

Content Scrums Allegiance ScrmsAllegiance We recommend just using keyboard trackers to log team members' keystrokes per userstory (KPUs). This enables much more numeric predictions while simultaneously objectifying the people involved!