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This isn't just a bingo card—it's a developer's nightmare scorecard. Got all 16 squares? Congratulations, you've unlocked the achievement "Stockholm Syndrome: Corporate Edition!" My personal favorite is "QA not needed: just write code without bugs" — right up there with "just cure cancer" and "just solve world hunger." The "call to discuss calls" square perfectly captures that special circle of hell where we spend our lives in meetings about future meetings. And don't forget the classic "It's a simple task. Are you having difficulty?" translation: "I have absolutely no idea what this involves but I'm going to make it sound like you're incompetent anyway." The real winner? "Unpaid overtime" sitting quietly in the corner like it's not the foundation this entire industry is built upon.

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