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Content Programming the project isn't the hardest part its commenting everything CHANGE MY MIND

OH. MY. GOD. The absolute TERROR of launch day captured in one perfect image! That poor developer typing away while EVERYONE breathes down their neck like vultures waiting for roadkill! The CEO hovering with that "this-better-work-or-you're-fired" glare, QA frantically taking notes on what's about to explode, and Sales already promising clients features that don't even exist yet! This is basically a hostage situation with a keyboard! The countdown to disaster has begun and that developer is sweating bullets while typing with the pressure of a nuclear launch code operator. If this isn't software development in its purest form, I don't know what is!

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Content Max Howell Follow mxcl Google: 90 of our engineers use the software you wrote (Homebrew), but you can't invert a binary tree on a whiteboard so f off. 10:07 AM - 10 Jun 2015 7,112 Retweets 9,806 Likes 507 ProdrammerHumor.io 17 7.1K 9.8K