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Content When the code is a mess but it's working anyway

When your hair matches your syntax highlighting perfectly but everyone just wants to debug your React component. 🙄 The real flex isn't the purple-themed VS Code or the meticulously styled purple hair—it's having the confidence to push code with that many nested divs and not even care about the critique. Honestly, who cares if your React component could use some refactoring when your aesthetic game is this strong? Fashion-driven development is the new TDD.

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Content DEVS DRAGONS - 4 THE SORTING HAT NOW LET'S SEE WHAT PROJECT WE WILL ASSIGN YOU TO... NOT THE LEGACY PROJECT.. NOT THE LEGACY.. HE WILL WORK ON THE LEGACY PROJECT! Y VINCENTONL PERFECT!

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