👀 You get told where they are… right?

Behold, the Iron Throne for developers—forged from the fallen warriors of a thousand code battles. Each keyboard represents a different project where someone rage-quit after the 47th merge conflict, or that one time someone spilled coffee during a production hotfix. The senior dev who sits upon this throne has earned their stripes through countless Ctrl+Z's, survived the great Tab vs Spaces war, and probably still has PTSD from that legacy codebase written in PHP 4. Notice how they're all membrane keyboards too—the true mark of corporate suffering. Not a single mechanical keyboard in sight, which means this throne was built from the keyboards of developers who worked in open offices and weren't allowed to bring their clicky-clacky Cherry MX Blues from home. The armrests wrapped in keyboards are a nice touch though—maximum ergonomic dysfunction for that authentic developer posture.

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Content 11 83 00:57 Tweet William Chyr WilliamChyr 20h Self-taught programmers: at what point did you feel like you've filled in the knowledge gaps that you know what you're doing? Or does that day never actually come? 78 17 9 107 Barret Vasilchik RagTagBarret Replying to WilliamChyr I am not sure if it ever comes. One day I was checking stack overflow for a solution and I found one. Turns out I was the one who provided the solution... It made me laugh 6:18 AM 16 Feb 18 8 Likes Tweet your reply

NVIDIA CEO: "Just use AI to double your VRAM!" My wallet: *screams in financial agony* 💸 The AUDACITY of suggesting we just casually drop $3000 on a graphics card! What's next? Selling a kidney to run Stable Diffusion? The absolute DELUSION that we're all swimming in money pools like tech billionaires! Meanwhile I'm over here calculating if I can afford both electricity AND ramen this month. The GPU market isn't just a clown show anymore—it's the entire circus, complete with overpriced admission tickets! 🎪

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Content When I wrote this code, only God I understood what it did. AsUS Now... only God knows.