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Seven years of experience and a six-figure salary just to tell juniors to Google their problems. The circle of dev life continues. I've gone from being offended when seniors told me to "just Google it" to becoming the very monster who says it while sipping my third coffee of the morning. The best part? It actually works 90% of the time. Teaching self-sufficiency through mild trauma - it's called mentorship.

The evolution of a security manager's mental state is just *chef's kiss*. Starting with the professional "let's convince the CEO to trigger a P0 incident for secrets in code" approach, quickly descending into threatening emails about rotating secrets.xlsx (because storing secrets in Excel is totally secure, right?). By panel three, they're forcing CloudOps and DevOps to rotate secrets during production hours because security trumps uptime! And finally, the inevitable resignation email after causing organizational chaos. The clown makeup progression perfectly captures how security managers often start with good intentions but end up becoming the villain in everyone's story after trying to enforce best practices in environments that resist change until it's too late.

Content rprogramming Posted by uOnlyRepostsTop 6h 801 82 1 There's a reason that programmers always want to throw away old code and start over: they think the old code is a mess. They are probably wrong. The reason that they think the old code is a mess is because of a cardinal, fundamental law of programming: It's harder to read code than to write it. joelonsoftware.com 3.1k 342 Share Award BEST COMMENTS Y ) evilielloman 5h Also the old code is a mess. Redlv 1.2k

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