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Content James terrarum Follow V I just typed :wq into PHPStorm and hit enter and sat there looking at my file for a second. When people say 'how do I quit vim' they don't mean the application. 12:19 AM - 14 Feb 2019

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Content Tom Scott tomscott Working on code for a new project. 20:20 What I should do: learn the new state-of-the-art, figure out how to run this as a "serverless" system in The Cloud. What I'm actually doing: fixing up decade-old PHP code, because it works, I trust it, and I know how to fix it if it breaks. 97

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