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Content SHE FORCED ME TO USE PHP

Content Randolph West S randolphwest "nginx" is pronounced "Engine-X" "PostgreSQL" is pronounced "Post- gres" "MySQL" is pronounced "My-S-Q-L" "SQL Server" is pronounced "Sequel Server" "Kubernetes" is pronounced "Koober-netties" "SAP" is pronounced "S-A-p" "Oracle" is pronounced "Fetch the chequebook" 9:41 PM 4220 Twitter for Mac 1,868 Retweets 6,303 Likes 17 1 Proard

Content Me: starts programming without writing pseudocode first My university: Wait, That's illegal.

Content Python Wow. It's so comfortable, and cheap too. I think want this one 'Yeah, it's a popular model, but sitang in it makes you look lazy. Javascript Wow, so many features What does this one do? That button wi cause the chair to attack its owner Never touch it I'm not even sure why they put it in... This is one of our most comfortable chairs. but it works best if vou use it with the correct olatrorm. Java A lot of people who don't like the previous model prefer this one because it's platform independent. PHP That's a desk.. You can sit on it, can't you?

Content how to fake being a programmer 'haha windows is bad' 'php more like phpepsi' 'when you were 12 i was coding in basic' 'im not like other programmers' 'stack overflow comes to me for help' 'i dont use an ide because word 2007 has all the functionality i need'

Content Ben Awad benawad 9h ok vscode stories is back up and includes a nsfw filter now 12 17.4 305 1 Vlad Pasca VladPasca5 Replying to benawad goodnow I can add a photo of my php code there ProdrammerHumor.io