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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

Zen Memes

Posts tagged with Zen

They Used The Example Key In Prod

Security Hardware Programming
7 days ago 105.6K views 0 shares
They Used The Example Key In Prod
Ah yes, the classic "let's use the example key from the documentation" approach to security. Like putting "1234" as your bank PIN because it was the example in the manual. AMD apparently used a test cryptographic key from a NIST publication in actual Zen CPUs for years. The stunned ellipses and "I have no words" perfectly capture that special moment when you discover someone's treated a security example as production-ready code. It's the security equivalent of finding out your nuclear launch codes are "password123".

This Is Fine: When Code Burns And AI Can't Save You

Debugging AI Programming Testing
2 months ago 129.6K views 0 shares
This Is Fine: When Code Burns And AI Can't Save You
The modern developer's apocalypse: your code is on fire, production is crashing, and ChatGPT just responded with "I'm sorry, but I don't have enough context to debug your specific issue." Meanwhile you're just sitting there, surrounded by flames, eerily calm like SpongeBob, because this is the third time this week and you've transcended panic into a state of zen-like acceptance.

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