White hat Memes

Nothing says "I'm a master of cybersecurity" quite like confessing your villainous plans on a public forum with CCTV footage of your face in the background. This ethical hacker's manifesto has the strategic brilliance of using your real identity to announce you're about to commit felonies because *checks notes* bug bounties aren't lucrative enough. The irony is just chef's kiss – complaining about companies underpaying security experts while simultaneously demonstrating why they probably shouldn't pay you at all. Pro tip: If your "ethical" hacking career isn't working out, maybe don't pivot to crime on camera? Just a thought.

The ethical hacker paradox in full glory. You've gained access to the entire kingdom—admin privileges, database credentials, the whole shebang—but instead of wreaking havoc, you're just sending a Discord message like "hey, I'm in." That smug face says it all: "I could drop all your tables with a single command, but I'm just gonna sip my cigarette and let you know your security is made of wet paper towels." The true power move isn't destroying everything—it's showing restraint when you absolutely don't have to.