Video-codecs Memes

Remember when video specs were simple? Just "720p 30fps" and you were good to go. Now we're drowning in an alphabet soup of acronyms that would make even a cryptographer weep. By 2036, we'll need a degree in acronym decryption just to watch a video. 8K? That's cute. HDR4? DLSS5? BRK3? At this point, tech companies are just smashing their keyboards and calling it innovation. Half of these don't even exist yet, but you know they will because the industry can't help itself. The real kicker? We'll still be arguing about whether 120fps actually matters while our eyes bleed from trying to parse "CVLT JRZ KMP WLK QNT" in the video settings menu. Can't wait to explain to my grandkids why their holographic display needs TMR3 CRM FNR support.