Unwrap Memes

Cloudflare's internet-breaking moment brought to you by Rust's famous "safety" features. That innocent .unwrap() call just took down half the web because someone forgot error handling isn't optional even in a "memory-safe" language. Nothing says "enterprise-ready" like a single unhandled error cascading into a global 5xx festival. Somewhere a senior dev is muttering "this is why we can't have nice things" while frantically rolling back to the version that didn't implode when fed 200+ features. Remember kids: unwrap() in production is just panic() with extra steps.