Unicorn-developer Memes

This job posting is essentially asking for a full-stack unicorn who can do database administration, cloud architecture, API development, security engineering, IT support, training, AND fix printers—all for the bargain basement price of $110k. The comment at the bottom nails it: "Hi, this sounds like 3 jobs." More like 5 jobs, honestly. They want someone with SQL expertise, cloud platform mastery (Azure, AWS, GCP—pick your poison), data migration skills, endpoint security deployment, and the ability to troubleshoot everything from "simple to complex incidents" including hardware, networking, telecom, and yes, the dreaded printer issues. Nothing says "IT Manager" quite like being the office printer whisperer while simultaneously architecting cloud infrastructure. The salary range of $100-110k for what's essentially a DBA + Cloud Engineer + Security Specialist + Help Desk Manager + Printer Technician combo is... optimistic. Each of those roles individually commands that salary in most markets. But hey, at least they're honest about the "bonus, benefits, PTO, etc" being separate. You'll need that PTO to recover from wearing 47 different hats.