Uefi Memes

When your developer friend says they're "just customizing their boot screen" but actually they've replaced the UEFI splash with an anime girl calling them "senpai." Nothing says "I'm a serious professional who writes mission-critical code" quite like having your computer address you as a "good boy" during startup. The duality of programmers: can architect complex systems by day, creates waifu boot screens by night. The real reason they never let IT support touch their machine.