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Linux

Linux
Windows spends all this time being polite about shutting down, asking programs nicely to close, saving your work, and generally treating everything like a delicate diplomatic negotiation. Meanwhile, Linux just casually kill -9 s everything in sight without a second thought. Firefox still running? Gone. Unsaved work? Should've thought about that earlier. Linux doesn't negotiate with processes—it's basically the Terminator of operating systems. The penguin mascot really should be holding a shotgun at all times because that's the energy we're dealing with here.

Sabrina Carpenter

Sabrina Carpenter
You know those ominous comments in config files that say "DO NOT MODIFY BELOW THIS LINE" or "TOUCH THIS AND YOU'RE FIRED"? Yeah, Linux treats those the same way Sabrina Carpenter treats paparazzi—complete and utter disregard. You can scream warnings all you want, but when push comes to shove, that config file is getting modified at 2 AM because something broke and StackOverflow said to change it. The Tux penguin just sits there with that smug expression, knowing full well it's about to watch you destroy your entire system configuration while ignoring every single warning comment left by the previous sysadmin who quit three years ago. Pro tip: those warnings exist because someone before you learned the hard way. But you'll ignore them too, because we all do.