Transpiler Memes

Someone just announced a TypeScript compiler written in JavaScript, and devs are already planning their exit strategy. The irony is absolutely chef's kiss—we spent years adding types to JavaScript to make it safer, and now someone's like "what if we just... removed all that work?" The tweet perfectly captures the existential dread: "Can I still make fun of vibe coders if I become one?" Brother, you're about to transpile TypeScript back into the chaos it was meant to escape. That's not vibe coding, that's architectural nihilism. It's like inventing a seatbelt and then immediately asking if you can use it as a hammock. TSC (the TypeScript compiler) is out here doing interpretive dance trying to justify its existence while everyone considers yeeting their entire type system into the void.