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Fckgw
Windows Microsoft Security
2 months ago 300.6K views 0 shares
Fckgw-
Knights charging the castle walls, ready to storm the fortress, only to be stopped by the legendary Software Licence Wizard. The wizard's power? Making you enter a product key. So naturally, Sir Torrent shows up with the crack. The knight's face when he's told to "deploy the crack" is the face of every IT person who's been handed questionable software by management. That defeated "yes" from the wizard? That's the sound of DRM giving up. For those who weren't installing Windows XP in the early 2000s: FCKGW-RHQQ2-YXRKT-8TG6W-2B7Q8 was the most famous Windows XP Corporate product key that circulated the internet. It became so legendary that Microsoft had to blacklist it. The title is literally the first five characters of that key—instant nostalgia for anyone who lived through that era. Sir Torrent casually offering to "smoke this" with the wizard is peak medieval software piracy energy.

I'm A Game Dev And Someone Pirated My Game
Gamedev Unity
3 months ago 290.4K views 0 shares
I'm A Game Dev And Someone Pirated My Game
So you made an indie game and found it on Pirate Bay. Instead of rage-tweeting about lost revenue, you discover there's a VPN ad embedded in your torrent page. Congratulations—you're now technically making money from piracy through affiliate marketing. The real kicker? Zero leechers. Not even pirates want to finish downloading your game. That's a level of rejection that even your Steam reviews couldn't prepare you for. At least you got 10 seeders though, which is 10 more people than bought it legitimately. Fun fact: Some devs actually intentionally leak their games to torrent sites for the free marketing. It's the digital equivalent of handing out flyers, except the flyers are your entire product and nobody's paying you.