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If Only We Could Get Ram

If Only We Could Get Ram
Girls with time machine: emotional family reunions and preventing historical tragedies. Boys with time machine: straight to the computer store circa 2019 to hoard DDR4 before the great RAM shortage apocalypse of 2020-2022. You know your priorities are completely warped when you'd rather stockpile RGB memory sticks than meet your ancestors. But honestly? After watching RAM prices triple during the pandemic and crypto mining boom, can you blame us? That 32GB kit went from $120 to $400 faster than you can say "supply chain issues." The real tragedy is we'd probably go back and still buy the wrong speed or incompatible timings because we didn't check the motherboard QVL. Time travel can't fix poor planning.

We Know Who's Important

We Know Who's Important
Oh. My. GOD! The AUDACITY of the tech world in one perfect image! 😱 On the left, some poor soul announces they've literally BENT THE LAWS OF PHYSICS by creating a TIME MACHINE—you know, just casually REVOLUTIONIZING HUMAN EXISTENCE—and nobody gives a flying function about it! Meanwhile, the person on the right is absolutely SWARMED with media attention for... wait for it... "7 JavaScript libraries you should know about." SEVEN! LIBRARIES! The horror! The drama! The sheer absurdity of our priorities as a species! This is why we can't have nice things like time travel, people! We're too busy chasing the next hot npm package that will be deprecated faster than you can say "node_modules"! 💅