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Do Not Use AI

Do Not Use AI
Batman slapping away "Artificial Intelligence" like it's a rogue sidekick is peak corporate meeting energy. The logic here is flawless: "We can't use it because we don't understand it." Translation: management is terrified of the magic black box that writes code better than half the team but can't explain why it suggested using a blockchain for a todo app. Every tech company right now is simultaneously racing to integrate AI into everything while also banning employees from using ChatGPT because "security concerns." The irony is thicker than the stack trace when your AI-generated code inevitably crashes in production because it hallucinated a Python library that doesn't exist. Fun fact: This is the same energy as companies in 2005 saying "we don't use cloud computing because we don't understand it" while running everything on a single server named "prod-final-FINAL-v2-actually-final."

Trapped In The Hype Loop

Trapped In The Hype Loop
The eternal tech cycle strikes again! Poor orange dev is trapped in a "hype loop" – that inescapable vortex where we convince ourselves every new framework/language/tool will solve all our problems. When asked how long this affliction lasts, yellow dev casually drops "about 3 years" – just enough time to master something before it becomes "legacy tech." Then comes the inevitable suggestion to abandon ship for some shiny new "game-changing" solution. The final "good luck" is the chef's kiss – that knowing farewell to someone about to waste years chasing the next technological mirage. Meanwhile, the graveyard of abandoned technologies grows ever larger. Angular.js sends its regards.