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My Coworker Is Also Me

Programming Backend Frontend Devops

2 months ago 6.1M views 0 shares

My Coworker Is Also Me

Startup life: where "full-stack developer" actually means "full-stack everything." You're the frontend dev, backend dev, DevOps engineer, QA tester, database admin, and occasionally the person who fixes the office printer. Team collaboration? Sure, let me just open another terminal window and argue with myself about whether to use tabs or spaces. The daily standup is just you talking to your rubber duck about why the CI/CD pipeline broke again. At least code reviews are quick when you're reviewing your own commits from yesterday that you barely remember writing.

I Am The Director

Git Devops Programming Agile

1 year ago 351.9K views 1 shares

I Am The Director

Ah, the classic one-person development team. James Pearce here is playing 4D chess with version control - creating the PR, assigning himself as the reviewer, approving his own work, and then merging it. Who needs code reviews when you're both judge and jury? This is basically the corporate equivalent of marking your own homework, except somehow it's completely acceptable in certain "agile" environments. The circle of trust is just... a dot.