Taxpayermoney Memes

Look at that beautiful network log from the official US government goldcard site. Nothing says "we spent millions on this website" quite like loading 30+ separate animation files sequentially instead of using a single sprite sheet or modern animation format. Some poor frontend dev probably tried to explain why this was a terrible idea but got overruled by a committee of people who think "The Cloud" is just where rain comes from. And now we get to watch as each tiny piece of animation gets its own HTTP request like it's 1999 all over again. Your tax dollars at work, folks! Keeping the network tab spicy since whenever this monstrosity launched.