Sysadmin nightmares Memes

The moment when you realize your disaster recovery plan was a single point of failure. "Server has crashed. Where is backup?" "On the server." That sinking feeling when you discover your brilliant backup strategy involved storing everything in the same place that just went up in flames. It's like keeping your spare house key... inside your house. Congratulations, you've achieved peak incompetence with minimal effort!

The DevOps engineer's face says it all. Asking for zero downtime during a cluster migration is like asking for a unicorn that poops rainbows and speaks JavaScript. Every sysadmin knows that unholy trinity: fast, reliable, cheap—pick two. But management always wants all three, plus a cherry on top. The Galactus reference is perfect because migrating Kubernetes clusters without downtime isn't just difficult—it's cosmic horror territory. You're essentially performing heart surgery while the patient runs a marathon.