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When Customer Logic Defies All Reason
Debugging Security Programming
1 month ago 129.7K views 0 shares
When Customer Logic Defies All Reason
Oh. My. GOD! The AUDACITY of this customer! 😱 McCafe is over here spreading coffee joy with their "three cheers to a bright morning" tweet, and then BOOM! 💥 Some random person barges in with the most unhinged non sequitur: "I buy your product & my PC still has virus." This is the EPITOME of tech support hell! The cosmic disconnect between coffee and computer viruses is EXACTLY what every IT person deals with daily. Like, honey, your caramel macchiato and malware have LITERALLY NOTHING to do with each other! But try explaining that to someone who thinks the coffee company should fix their laptop! 🤦‍♀️

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StackOverflow Microsoft Programming Debugging
3 months ago 105.8K views 0 shares
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Ah, the classic forum response from 2002 that somehow still haunts us today. Nothing quite says "I'm helping" like five paragraphs of enthusiastic introduction followed by absolutely zero useful information. The pièce de résistance? A broken link to documentation that vanished during the Bush administration. Chef's kiss! And don't miss that negative helpfulness score – apparently seven other tortured souls also wasted precious minutes of their lives reading Joe's digital equivalent of elevator music. The true genius is offering both a "useless suggestion" AND a "dangerous suggestion" – covering all bases of unhelpfulness with remarkable efficiency. It's like getting food poisoning with a side of terrible advice.