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Normal Vs. Quantum Computers: The Ultimate Drama Queens
Physics AI Programming
3 hours ago 26.8K views 0 shares
Normal Vs. Quantum Computers: The Ultimate Drama Queens
OMG, the AUDACITY of quantum computers! While regular computers are over here living their best binary lives with clear "yes" or "no" answers like some kind of digital SAINTS, quantum computers are that one friend who responds to your party invite with "Well yes, but actually no." 🙄 Quantum superposition is LITERALLY the most dramatic thing in computing - existing in multiple states AT THE SAME TIME because picking ONE state would be too mainstream. Like, honey, just make a decision already! The rest of us have code to compile!

Might Have To Study Quantum Physics For Contributing Now
Javascript Physics Programming Debugging
16 hours ago 67.2K views 0 shares
Might Have To Study Quantum Physics For Contributing Now
Schrödinger's bug report just dropped! Someone actually created a GitHub issue requesting quantum uncertainty support for the number 13. According to them, the number should exist in a superposition of being both thirteen and not thirteen simultaneously until .observe() is called. The cherry on top? You get bonus points if the value only collapses to true when nobody's looking at the console. Because that's exactly how I want my production code to behave—completely unpredictable until a customer calls support. Next PR: "Please add support for time travel debugging where errors fix themselves if you stare at them long enough."

Someone Has To Do It, Right?
Hardware
2 months ago 144.1K views 1 shares
Someone Has To Do It, Right?
Every computer needs that one USB port that's upside down just to keep us humble. It's like the universe saying, "Oh, you think you're a hotshot developer who can deploy microservices to Kubernetes? Let's see you plug this in correctly on the first try." The three-dimensional quantum uncertainty of USB insertion remains the only problem computer science hasn't solved in 40 years. No matter how many times you flip it, it's wrong until that magical third attempt when physics temporarily breaks down.

The Quantum Mechanics Of USB Connections
Hardware Physics
5 months ago 159.0K views 0 shares
The Quantum Mechanics Of USB Connections
The universal law of USB ports: you'll always try to plug it in wrong twice before getting it right. First attempt? Wrong. Flip it? Still wrong. Flip it back to the original position that somehow magically works now? Success! It's like quantum physics for connectors - the USB exists in a superposition of wrong orientations until observed by the third attempt. After 15 years in tech, I'm convinced USB ports are secretly designed by chaos engineers who feed on our frustration.