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Your Internet But Rented

Networking Gamedev

26 days ago 400.7K views 0 shares

Your Internet But Rented

Console manufacturers really looked at the internet you already pay for and said "yeah but what if you paid us too?" Xbox Live Gold and PlayStation Plus are basically subscription services for permission to use your own bandwidth. PC gamers just... connect. No middleman. No $60/year gatekeeper. Just raw, unfiltered access to multiplayer lobbies like it's supposed to be. The best part? Console players are literally double-paying for networking infrastructure. ISP charges them, then Sony/Microsoft charges them again for the privilege of routing packets through their "premium" servers. It's like paying rent to live in your own house.

I'd Like To Own My Games Thank You Very Much

Gamedev

3 months ago 415.7K views 0 shares

I'd Like To Own My Games Thank You Very Much

Ubisoft out here telling gamers to "get comfortable with not owning your games" while casually watching their stock price nosedive like it's speedrunning bankruptcy. Turns out when you tell customers they're basically renting everything forever, they respond by... not buying anything. Who could've predicted that treating your paying customers like subscription serfs would tank your market value? The irony is chef's kiss: a company that doesn't want you to own games is now owned by plummeting investor confidence. Maybe next they'll tell shareholders to "get comfortable with not owning profitable stock."