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You Guys Are Paying For Git?
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26 days ago 147.2K views 0 shares
You Guys Are Paying For Git?
Someone's confusing Git with Disney+, and honestly, that tracks for management decisions. Git is free and open source - always has been. GitHub might charge for premium features, but the core version control system costs exactly zero euros. This is like saying you're dropping oxygen because it's getting too pricey. The real comedy is imagining a dev trying to explain to their boss that Git isn't a streaming service with Family Guy reruns. "No sir, it's where we store our code, not where you watch Thanos snap." This is why we drink so much coffee.

Digital Preservation? Not In My Profit Margins
Gamedev Networking Programming Cloud
4 months ago 239.7K views 0 shares
Digital Preservation? Not In My Profit Margins
The ultimate digital irony: Netflix shutting down games forever while the EU waves its "Stop Killing Games" flag in the background. It's the corporate equivalent of saying "I can't hear you over the sound of my profit margins!" This perfectly captures the disconnect between streaming giants and digital preservation. While gamers and regulators beg for ways to preserve online games after servers go offline, Netflix just hits the mute button and keeps serving those sweet, sweet streams. The real punchline? Those "forever offline" games are just lines of code that could totally be preserved—if anyone with power actually cared about digital heritage instead of quarterly earnings. Meanwhile, pirates are in the corner thinking "challenge accepted."