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When The Internet's Bouncer Has Had Too Much To Drink

Networking Webdev Security Devops Cloud

21 days ago 113.5K views 0 shares

When The Internet's Bouncer Has Had Too Much To Drink

Ah, Cloudflare's status page—where "investigating" and "continuing to investigate" are just fancy ways of saying "we have no clue what's happening but we're frantically Googling the error messages too." The true poetry is in that beautiful ASCII shrug ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ update, silently screaming "have you tried turning the internet off and on again?" while half the web burns. Nothing says "mission-critical infrastructure" quite like timestamps proving they've been "investigating" for 3+ hours while DevOps teams worldwide explain to management why their five-nines uptime just became three-nines.

If I Go Down I'm Taking You With Me

Devops Networking Security Programming

21 days ago 108.2K views 1 shares

If I Go Down I'm Taking You With Me

Ah, the perfect digital murder-suicide! Your service crashes, but instead of letting the world know about your incompetence, you take down the monitoring service too. It's like unplugging the smoke detector during a house fire because the beeping is annoying. That Cloudflare logo just makes it *chef's kiss* - because nothing says "high availability" like being the single point of failure for half the internet. When your status page is hosted on the same infrastructure that's currently burning to the ground, you've achieved peak DevOps enlightenment.