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The Modern State Of Authentication

Security Devops Networking Backend Webdev

6 months ago 357.6K views 0 shares

The Modern State Of Authentication

Remember when logging in was just username and password? Yeah, me neither at this point. Now we've got this beautiful daisy chain of OAuth hell where you need to authenticate through four different services just to check your email. Tailscale redirects to Google, Google redirects to 1Password, and then your Apple Watch buzzes asking if you really meant to exist today. The best part? You started this journey 10 minutes ago just to SSH into your homelab. Modern security is basically a Russian nesting doll of authentication prompts, and somewhere in there, you've forgotten what you were even trying to log into.

The Azure Hell Hole

Azure Cloud Microsoft Security Devops

1 year ago 514.2K views 3 shares

The Azure Hell Hole

Someone's dissecting the special circle of hell that is Azure authentication. Apparently Microsoft created multiple authentication systems, then decided to make them fight each other in a digital thunderdome. The post breaks down how user accounts, service accounts, and multiple SSO logins create a labyrinth where even seasoned cloud engineers get lost. It's like Microsoft designed their authentication system after watching a toddler organize Legos. Best part? The explanation for why this broken behavior exists is basically "historical baggage and legacy decisions" - corporate speak for "we made a mess and now we're stuck with it."