Solo development Memes

The beautiful reality of working in a Scrum team: you're basically your own project manager, developer, QA tester, and bug tracker. Nothing says "efficient workflow" quite like creating a Jira ticket, assigning it to yourself, testing your own code, finding your own bugs, creating another ticket for that bug, assigning it to yourself again, fixing it, and then ceremoniously closing both tickets. It's like playing chess against yourself, except the board is on fire and your Scrum Master is asking why your velocity is low. The administrative overhead of "being agile" now takes longer than actually writing the code. But hey, at least your sprint board looks productive with all those ticket movements, right?