Software stability Memes

Ah, the beautiful illusion of software stability. Up top, users are having a grand old time, blissfully unaware that the entire platform is held together by duct tape and prayers. Meanwhile, down below, there's me—frantically patching critical bugs in production while the foundation literally crumbles around me. Nothing says "professional software development" quite like frantically typing fixes while praying the whole structure doesn't collapse before the next deployment window. The best part? Those users will never appreciate that their seamless experience exists solely because some poor developer is skipping lunch to patch a SQL injection vulnerability that could bring down the entire company.