Self-inflicted bugs Memes

The perfect dictionary definition doesn't exi— Nothing quite captures the existential crisis of debugging like hunting down a bug you created yourself. You're frantically searching through code you wrote six months ago, wondering what kind of sleep-deprived monster would name a variable temp_final_actual_fix_v2 or use i , j , and k in nested loops that span 200 lines. The real crime scene is your codebase, and you're both the detective and the perp. Every. Single. Time.