Security-through-obscurity Memes

Security through absolute chaos. The digital equivalent of leaving your front door wide open with a sign that says "Free stuff inside" just to confuse burglars. Opening all ports, never updating the OS, and removing all passwords isn't security—it's creating a honeypot so cursed that hackers think it's a trap. They see this setup and their threat assessment models just crash. "Nobody could possibly be this reckless... must be the FBI." The real genius here is weaponizing incompetence to the point where it becomes indistinguishable from a sophisticated sting operation. Your move, hackers.