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Secure connection Memes

Posts tagged with Secure connection

Protection Is Key

Security Networking Webdev Programming

1 year ago 508.0K views 2 shares

Protection Is Key

The perfect double entendre doesn't exi-- Turns out HTTPS isn't just for websites anymore! That moment when your romantic partner asks if you have "protection" and you smugly whip out your SSL certificate. Because nothing says "I care about security" like encrypting your, uh, data transfers. The secure connection joke hits different when you've spent 12 hours debugging certificate issues. At least someone's getting a proper handshake tonight!

New Protocol Just Dropped

Networking Security Webdev Frontend Programming

1 year ago 381.1K views 1 shares

New Protocol Just Dropped

Oh snap! Looks like someone just invented HTTPS😐 - the secure but emotionally neutral protocol! When your connection is encrypted but your server is going through some stuff. Security teams are thrilled while the emoji is clearly having an existential crisis. Trust me, this is what happens when developers try to make protocols more relatable but forget to update the emoji library. Your data is safe but your feelings? Not so much!