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Rock Paper Scissors
Javascript Programming Webdev Frontend
18 days ago 150.2M views 2 shares
Rock Paper Scissors
Someone really looked at Rock Paper Scissors and thought "yeah, I can solve this with string concatenation." The genius move here is adding the computer's choice (1, 2, or 3) to the player's choice (also 1, 2, or 3) and checking if the result equals specific strings like "11", "22", "33" for draws, or "12" for rock vs paper. The problem? They're concatenating numbers as strings instead of doing actual math. So when computer picks 1 and player picks 2, you get "12" (the string), not 3 (the number). It's technically functional but hilariously cursed. It's like using a sledgehammer to crack an egg - sure it works, but everyone watching is uncomfortable. The real kicker is they're treating what should be simple arithmetic logic (winner = (player - computer + 3) % 3) like some kind of bizarre string matching puzzle. Props for creativity, but my code reviewer would have questions.

13 Year Old Me Really Liked Inefficient Code
Python Programming Algorithms
20 days ago 70.1M views 0 shares
13 Year Old Me Really Liked Inefficient Code
Someone really said "what if I manually hardcoded every single possible outcome in rock-paper-scissors instead of using, you know, basic logic?" Six separate if-statements checking every combination like they're getting paid per line of code. Rock beats scissors? Check. Rock ties with rock? Check. Rock loses to paper? Check. Now repeat for scissors... The beautiful part is that young programmers genuinely think more code = better code. Why write a simple win/loss comparison function when you can create a 40-line monstrosity that does the exact same thing? It's like using a sledgehammer to crack a walnut, except the sledgehammer is made of spaghetti code and the walnut is basic game logic. Fun fact: This could be reduced to like 5 lines with a dictionary/hashmap or even simpler with modulo arithmetic. But where's the fun in efficiency when you can manually type out every permutation like a human truth table?