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Dad Jokes Meet Web Development

Dad Jokes Meet Web Development
Dad jokes meet web development. Kid asks how big the website is, expecting project scope details, but Dad delivers the punchline: "Normal screen size." Classic parent move - volunteering you for £500 of work while simultaneously demonstrating zero understanding of how websites actually work. Every freelancer's nightmare: relatives who think your skills are both priceless and free at the same time.

Flexbox: The Universal CSS Panic Button

Flexbox: The Universal CSS Panic Button
When your CSS layout breaks for the 17th time today, your primal instinct kicks in: "Let's just throw flexbox at it!" The rational part of your brain knows there's probably a cleaner solution, but that lizard brain portion responsible for fight-or-flight has already typed display: flex before you can stop yourself. And honestly? It works often enough that we keep doing it. Modern web development is just increasingly sophisticated ways of admitting we're all just cavemen jabbing at CSS properties until something looks right.

Thanks Dad, For The £500 "Simple" Website Gig

Thanks Dad, For The £500 "Simple" Website Gig
Nothing like family members who think web development is just dragging a few buttons around for an hour. Dad's out here brokering £500 deals for a "normal screen size" website while his kid is wondering if this requires a full CMS, e-commerce integration, or just 47 revisions of "make the logo bigger." The best part? Dad has absolutely no idea what goes into building a website but is confidently volunteering his child's expertise like it's a quick favor. That £500 will cover about 1/10th of the therapy needed after the client says "I want it to be like Amazon but better."