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Megabool

Programming Javascript Typescript Debugging

3 months ago 24.5M views 0 shares

Megabool

Someone really looked at the classic boolean with its two measly options and said "you know what? This is LIMITING my artistic expression." So they created the Megabool enum with TRUE, FALSE, NEITHER, BOTH, MAYBE, TRUEISH, FALSEISH, IT_DEPENDS, OSCILLATING, ITS_COMPLICATED, and presumably DOUBLE_TRUE just out of frame. Because why settle for binary when you can have the entire emotional spectrum of a relationship status on Facebook? This is what happens when you let JavaScript developers design type systems. Schrödinger's cat would be THRILLED to finally have a data type that accurately represents its vibe.

Different Conditions

Physics Programming Algorithms Debugging

5 months ago 625.7K views 4 shares

Different Conditions

Normal programming: cute binary logic where things are either TRUE or FALSE. Simple. Clean. Predictable. Quantum programming: your boolean exists in superposition and is somehow both TRUE and FALSE simultaneously until you observe it, at which point it collapses into... "Frlse"? "Talse"? Whatever that abomination is supposed to be. It's like Schrödinger's cat decided to become a software engineer and now your conditionals are having an existential crisis. Good luck debugging that with your traditional if-else statements. You'll need a PhD in physics just to understand why your code returns "maybe" as a valid state.