Pushed-to-prod Memes

Nothing screams "production-ready code" quite like your browser asking you to pick between certificates with names that look like someone smashed their keyboard while having a seizure. Spotify out here asking users to manually select SSL certificates like it's 1999 and we're all IT admins debugging our own streaming service. The absolute AUDACITY of showing "LocalTestCert" in a production environment is *chef's kiss* – someone definitely pushed to prod on a Friday and peaced out for the weekend. That "MS-Organization-Acc" certificate is just sitting there judging the chaos below it like "I'm the only professional one here."