Production vs local Memes

The classic developer defense mechanism in its purest form. Yeah, your code runs flawlessly when you've got a liquid-cooled beast with more RGB than a pride parade and enough RAM to host a small country's infrastructure. Meanwhile, production is running on a potato that someone found in the server room circa 2012. The real kicker? This is the same energy as "can't reproduce the bug" when your local environment has every dependency perfectly configured, while your teammates are stuck in DLL hell trying to get the thing to compile. Docker was literally invented because of people like this, and they still won't use it. Pro tip: If you need a NASA-grade workstation to run your app smoothly, maybe optimize your code instead of blaming users for not having a second mortgage on their gaming rig.