Proctoru Memes

Jennifer from ProctorU support asks politely if she can borrow your mouse "for a moment to get everything connected." Two minutes later: "kindly get a different computer." Nothing says "your setup is beyond salvation" quite like tech support giving up mid-session. No troubleshooting steps, no "have you tried turning it off and on again," just a straight-up recommendation to acquire new hardware. Jennifer took one look under the hood and noped right out of there. Somewhere between "Remote Control started" and complete existential dread, Jennifer discovered horrors that cannot be unseen. We've all been there—remoting into a user's machine only to find 47 Chrome tabs, desktop icons covering every pixel, and processes that shouldn't exist outside of a malware museum.