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Customer Demo But The Customer Came To The Office

Customer Demo But The Customer Came To The Office
You know that feeling when you're supposed to do a quick Zoom demo with some mock data and suddenly the client decides to show up in person? Yeah, that's when the entire production crew arrives. Boom mics, professional cameras, lighting rigs, directors—the whole Hollywood setup. Because when stakeholders are physically present, that "working prototype" better not throw a single error. No more "oh that's just a dev environment quirk" or "just refresh, it works on my machine." Now you've got three people watching over your shoulder while you frantically hope the database connection doesn't timeout and your hardcoded test credentials still work. The pressure goes from casual Tuesday afternoon to Oscar-worthy performance. One wrong click and you're explaining why the "Add User" button creates three duplicate entries. Fun times.

What's The Password?

What's The Password?
The ultimate security theater—an Epson projector with a "PASSWORD PROTECTED" sticker slapped on it. Because nothing says "Fort Knox" like a device whose default password is probably "admin" or "0000". The IT department's noble attempt at security that'll stop absolutely no one except the presenter who actually needs to use it five minutes before the demo. Meanwhile, the hacker in the audience is thinking, "Ah yes, this sophisticated 4-digit barrier is truly impenetrable."