Poverty Memes

The vicious cycle that keeps indie devs trapped in their basements for years. You start with this beautiful vision of your dream game, then reality hits and you're building some janky prototype that looks like it was made in MS Paint. But instead of shipping it, perfectionism kicks in and you spend 6 months tweaking the lighting on a tree nobody will notice. Meanwhile, your bank account is sending you increasingly aggressive notifications, but you can't release it yet because "it's not ready." So you loop back to the dream, convincing yourself this time will be different. The phone screen showing "death in poverty - incoming call" with two answer buttons is chef's kiss. Like you have a choice but you're answering either way. That's the indie gamedev life—you know what's coming but you do it anyway because you're in too deep now.