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Works Locally (And Makes $70K)

Ios Apple Android Programming Debugging

18 days ago 257.8K views 0 shares

Works Locally (And Makes $70K)

The eternal developer mantra: "works on my machine!" taken to a profitable extreme. This dev made $70K from iOS users while Android folks contributed a whopping $47 because the payment button was broken. The best part? The classic response: "hm works locally. looking into this." Translation: "I'll fix it right after I finish counting all this Apple money."

Digital Afterlife For Developers

Android Devops Programming Cloud

27 days ago 161.4K views 0 shares

Digital Afterlife For Developers

The existential dread of Android developers hits different! Nothing like worrying about your digital legacy while Google breathes down your neck with update requirements. That reply though... "You can access them through the cloud" is peak developer humor. Sure, because we all know the afterlife has excellent WiFi and Google account recovery options. Maybe St. Peter is running OAuth2 at the pearly gates? Forget writing a will for your house—gotta set up that posthumous CI/CD pipeline to keep your apps compliant with whatever Material Design version they're on by 2073.