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Never A Good Plan

Never A Good Plan
Ah, the classic frontend-backend integration disaster. Two devs start a project with optimism and clean boundaries, only to end up a month later frantically trying to connect systems that were never designed to talk to each other. It's like watching two people build halves of a bridge from opposite sides of a canyon without ever checking if they're using the same measurements. The result? Electrocution by API incompatibility. The real tragedy is that after seven years in the industry, I still see this happen on almost every project. Communication? Requirements? Shared architecture planning? Nah, we'll just wing it and debug for three weeks straight instead.

Meeting Driven Development

Meeting Driven Development
The perfect encapsulation of modern corporate development culture. You spend 90% of your time in meetings discussing features that will never see the light of day, while your actual coding time shrinks to whatever's left between "sync-ups" and "alignment sessions." The grumpy cat perfectly captures that dead-inside feeling when you realize your job title says "developer" but your calendar says "professional meeting attendee." The genius insight here? Can't have technical debt if you never write any actual code. *taps forehead*

How Software Projects Are Managed

How Software Projects Are Managed
Ah, the classic "set the deadline before checking if it's possible" approach. Nothing quite captures the essence of software project management like planning a wedding before you've even had a first date. Just imagine your PM announcing to stakeholders: "We'll deliver this revolutionary AI system by Q3!" meanwhile the dev team is still figuring out how to center a div. The complete disregard for reality is almost impressive. Next time your boss promises impossible deadlines, just remember - at least they're consistent with their personal life planning too.