Planning Memes

Ah, the classic "set the deadline before checking if it's possible" approach. Nothing quite captures the essence of software project management like planning a wedding before you've even had a first date. Just imagine your PM announcing to stakeholders: "We'll deliver this revolutionary AI system by Q3!" meanwhile the dev team is still figuring out how to center a div. The complete disregard for reality is almost impressive. Next time your boss promises impossible deadlines, just remember - at least they're consistent with their personal life planning too.