Planning Memes

The perfect encapsulation of modern corporate development culture. You spend 90% of your time in meetings discussing features that will never see the light of day, while your actual coding time shrinks to whatever's left between "sync-ups" and "alignment sessions." The grumpy cat perfectly captures that dead-inside feeling when you realize your job title says "developer" but your calendar says "professional meeting attendee." The genius insight here? Can't have technical debt if you never write any actual code. *taps forehead*

Ah, the classic "set the deadline before checking if it's possible" approach. Nothing quite captures the essence of software project management like planning a wedding before you've even had a first date. Just imagine your PM announcing to stakeholders: "We'll deliver this revolutionary AI system by Q3!" meanwhile the dev team is still figuring out how to center a div. The complete disregard for reality is almost impressive. Next time your boss promises impossible deadlines, just remember - at least they're consistent with their personal life planning too.