Physical keyboard Memes

Nothing says "I've transcended mere mortal programming" like writing JavaScript fetch requests on what appears to be a phone from 2007 with actual physical buttons. The 20% battery is the chef's kiss – clearly this developer lives dangerously. This is peak "I need to fix production NOW but I'm at my cousin's anime-themed birthday party." The code is surprisingly readable though! Gotta respect someone fetching videos with promise chains on what's essentially a calculator with a screen. The real question isn't what's stopping you from coding like this – it's why would anyone voluntarily choose this digital torture device when a proper keyboard exists somewhere in the world?