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Some Wrote A Bash Script That Writes To Sam Altman Once A Day To Report The Ram He Missed
Bash AI Hardware Programming Linux
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Some Wrote A Bash Script That Writes To Sam Altman Once A Day To Report The Ram He Missed
Someone built a bash script that emails Sam Altman daily about unused RAM on personal computers. You know, because apparently the CEO of OpenAI needs to be reminded that your laptop has 12GB of RAM just sitting there doing nothing while ChatGPT is probably burning through server farms like they're kindling. The kicker? "Global DRAM allocation: quite terrible" with "maybe 5%" utilization. Yeah, let's shame the guy who's trying to build AGI about the fact that Karen's work laptop is only using 4GB out of 32GB. The passive-aggressive "written in bash, not electron" is chef's kiss—because God forbid we waste RAM on Electron when we could be wasting it on... nothing. The closing line about RAM "just sitting there, in a personal computer, being personal" is peak developer humor. Sorry Sam, but my unused RAM is staying personal. It's not you, it's me.

Secret Code: The Hidden Message In The Kernel
Linux Rust Programming C++
1 year ago 552.9K views 1 shares
Secret Code: The Hidden Message In The Kernel
The first letters of all those variables spell out "RUSTSSUCK" - a hidden message from a C programmer who's clearly not thrilled about Rust creeping into Linux kernel development. It's like leaving a passive-aggressive Post-it note in the codebase that only other developers will notice. The perfect crime! Whoever wrote this probably giggled for hours while their coworkers remained oblivious to the alphabetical middle finger hiding in plain sight.