One-man-army Memes

The classic "we need someone who knows everything" job posting. Just a casual list of requirements that spans the entire tech universe—from SQL to NoSQL, frontend to backend, mobile to desktop, and oh yeah, throw in some machine learning while you're at it. This is what happens when HR thinks "full-stack developer" means "omnipotent tech deity who works for mid-level salary." The red highlight is basically saying "in summary, please be an entire engineering department with 15 years of experience in technologies that have existed for 5." Bonus points for "1 day per week" at the bottom. Sure, rebuild our entire digital infrastructure every Tuesday. No problem.